Tax Relief:
If I Marry My Tax Attorney, Will IRS Suspect Anything?
Chances are that if he’s currently representing you, and doing a good job of it, the IRS won’t ask, if you don’t tell! Oh, that’s right, that’s not how the IRS deals with things is it? Wrong Government agency!
Well, we all have to realize though that even tax attorneys are people too, and so even tax attorneys are liable to fall in love with their clients and at times vice versa, though it’s difficult to imagine, isn’t it? Perhaps you should have considered marrying him before you got him to represent you with the IRS? Funny, how we never think about these things until it’s too late?
I guess, the next question that should be asked is did he give you a whopper of a ring? I mean, he is an attorney, right? Maybe too, he’s come up with a way to declare a huge diamond as a business expense, have you thought of that? You just never know when you are dealing with a tax attorney.
I am sure that you never intended to fall in love with your tax attorney, or else the IRS may suspect you of tax evasion if they can prove you did! I mean if that would work, lots of people would be proposing to their tax attorney, fer sure! Figures, huh, that the IRS would do that? Now, you may want to ask your fiancée about all this, perhaps he has some thoughts about it, again he is an attorney, and they are really good at answering questions, though not as good as asking them, I always thought.
You always have to be careful about marrying attorneys too, you know? I mean if you tell him you love him, chances are he’ll begin to cross-examine you. Of course that might present an interesting challenge to your relationship?
Seriously, yes, there may be a problem with representing you, as there will probably be a conflict of interest arising.
